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Gimme That Old Time Religion

"And Jesus said unto the fold:
"'As it was with Ham after he saw his father's nakedness, subjecting the line of Canaan to serve forevermore as a servant to the lines of Shem and Japheth, thou shall curse thine children forevermore whenever they show their nakedness to one another. A child's curiosity is like oil that burns eternally in a lamp, and must be extinguished whenever possible.'
"And then Jesus said unto the fold:
"'Thou shall take a thing not yet created in our time. Not until 1869. And this thing shall have three points, each one in equal proportion to the other two points. But two points shall make the base, and the top point shall have a hook. In the future, one shall use this thing to hang upon it one's clothing. But it shall also serve as a corrective to one's children.'
"And then Jesus said unto the fold:
"'It is best to use the ones made from the same material as that of the blade of a sword or the tip of a …